asked my chef how he needed veg diced

by Aggravating_Panda382

34 Comments

  1. Legitlowkeykickback

    Looks good, but if I was a chef I’d be pissed that you took the time to do this instead of just asking if I needed brunoise, small, medium, large dice etc…

  2. Just out of curiosity, ask him how he wants coke chopped.

  3. Okaynowwatt

    First 3 or four are chopped. Rough chop to fine chop.  Then you get to diced, rough/fine. 

    It’s 3pm, do you know where your mirepoix is?

  4. MetaCaimen

    I wish all these cuts where labeled for educational purposes.

  5. D4wnR1d3rL1f3

    And he said, “why tf are you playing around on my motherfucking clock?!”

  6. heckingzack

    God I needed this for my last job. I was always told to cut them not too big but not too small by the head chef who was from Nepal and didn’t have the best English.

  7. Certain-Entry-4415

    Excuse me sir but the third one aint good enough

  8. Extra_Inflation_7472

    This is art and science at its finest. Beautiful.

  9. tacomeat247

    “But then my 8 hours was up so I left before he answered”

  10. MariachiArchery

    This is an excellent demonstration of great knife work. Your chef knows how to *dice.*

  11. Pichupwnage

    You planning on assimilating the Federation with those cubes?

  12. jmikelemai

    “It’s for a purée, Trevor. Stop wasting time”

  13. Fatkid55555

    id throw something at a cook if they showed me this. it’s cool and i respect the skill though

  14. MalefactorX

    If a chef was *this* particular on how he wants you to dice something, you would have known.

  15. kindalingual60

    Could have just named the sizes if you knew them

  16. throwitoutwhendone2

    lol I did something similar with watermelon. Was my second day and they put me on garde manger. Sous told me he needed cubed watermelon. I cut one like .25 and show him and he goes no, a little smaller. So I did another, slightly smaller and he says a little bigger lmao. So I cubed like 9 from as small as I could while it still maintained its shape to like .50 and brought them all to him and asked which size he’d like.

    He busted out laughing and said that was a first, then picked one and I did the rest that size

  17. myhockey23

    As someone obsessed with perfect knife cuts, this is beautiful and I hope to someday attain this level of precision.

  18. dukie33066

    Chef Danny Garcia is about to blow his load looking at this.

  19. epigeneticepigenesis

    Mate I need a diced banana for scale

  20. Senior-Pineapple-177

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    I say this as a dudette: Stop, I can only get so erect.

  21. dungotstinkonit

    I want the one on the far left. Carrot sprinkles fucking add something almost like umami I put them in all my casseroles they basically dissolve but people go wild.

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